flora cash (1) - Alt-8 Week of 9/29/18

Hi everyone. This was not a very good week for the Alt-8. We got a terrible new #1, and some bad movement. Let's get right into it with our exits, including last week's #1 song...

• Muse - Something Human (#8)
• Billie Eilish - you should see me in a crown (#4)
• Twenty One Pilots - Nico and The Niners (#1) [x2] {5 Weeks At #1}

8. Big Data/Jamie Lidell - Monster (RE-ENTRY)

7. Dennis Lloyd - Nevermind (#5) [-2]

6. Bishop Briggs - Baby (RE-ENTRY)

5. Marshmello/Bastille - Happier (#3) [-2]

4. The Interceptors - She's Kerosene (#6) [+2]

3. Twenty One Pilots - My Blood (DEBUT)

2. The Wombats - Lemon To A Knife Fight (#2) [=]

1. flora cash - You're Somebody Else (#7) [+6] {1st Week At #1}

New Entrants

~We got returning entries from Baby and Monster. I still don't care about the latter, and the former has only gotten worse.

~We got a debut from Twenty One Pilots (again). My Blood is a step down from Nico and The Niners, which was already a step down from Jumpsuit. It's only barley in green for me right now. I'll give my full thoughts on it in my Hits 1 post this week.

My Blurbs

~Let's start with our exits. Nico and The Niners had to leave because My Blood debuted, but I doubt this is the last we've seen of it. I can't remember how Something Human sounds so I don't really care about that leaving. And good riddance to you should see me in a crown. All these terrible Lorde rip-offs only make me miss real Lorde more. Please come back soon Lorde.

~Nevermind annoyingly fell a couple spots this week. As did Happier. C'mon, Alt-Nation, these songs are much bigger hits at the moment than Lemon To A Knife Fight and You're Somebody Else.

~Why? Why, Alt-Nation, did you decide to have You're Somebody Else, a song with absolutely nothing good about it, at the #1 spot. The vocals are absolutely awful. The production is nothing. And the lyrics are lame and boring. This needs to not stay at the top spot.

Top 8 Review

0-Awful

8. flora cash - You're Somebody Else

7. Bishop Briggs - Baby

1-Bad

None!

2-Mediocre

None!

3-Decent

6. The Wombats - Lemon To A Knife Fight

5. Big Data/Jamie Lidell - Monster

4-Good

4. Twenty One Pilots - My Blood

5-Great

3. The Interruptors - She's Kerosene

2. Marshmello/Bastille - Happier

1. Dennis Lloyd - Nevermind

Score: 25/40 = 63% (B-, Decent)